June 2011
May 2011
If I had a penis...
wordsthattakeme:
I would
Jerk off
Ride a bike (or figure out how to)
Jump up and down
Jerk off
Jerk off
Pee from a few feet away and aim at the toilet bowl
Try having sex
Squeeze it in a totally non-sexual way. Squishy squishy squishy squishy
Get a boner and test my ‘ninja penis hiding skills’
Jerk off one last time
Go back to being a girl, fully satisfied with that experience.
Man,...