You can bash Harry Potter if you like? Uhm, I read Laurell K. Hamilton. She’s pretty much pointless smut. But, I read a good bit of smut. Uh, there’s Ayn Rand. She’s called radical and crazy sometimes. And, her main hero character is pretty much a messiah. But, I don’t like him much, since everyone would put down their lives for him, when they are all just as good people.
Hey, I even have a star war tattoo and alot of people don’t think I’m that big of a fan enough to do it, or that it’s just stupid.
And, I watch anime. You can’t get any lower than that. So, if anyone wants to take a stab at it. They can easily hate on things I like.
But, you got to admit, some of those things are just too funny not to pass along.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores you or is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in love with you — and you are the point of his existence. 2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones. 3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs. 4. If a boy tells you to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the love of your life. You should stay with him since he will keep you safe forever. 5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling you he will never see you again), it is because he loves you so much he will suffer just to keep you safe. 6. When a boy leaves you, going into shock, losing all your friends and enduring night terrors are completely acceptable occurrences — as long as you keep your grades up. 7. It is extremely romantic to put yourself in dangerous situations in order to see your ex-boyfriend again. It’s even more romantic to remember the sound of his voice when he yelled at you. 8. Boys who leave you always come back. 9. Because they come back, you should hold out, waiting for them for months, even when completely acceptable and less-abusive alternative males present themselves. 10. Even though you have no intention of dating an alternative male who expresses interest in you, it is fine to string the young man along for months. Also, you should use him to fix things for you. Maybe he’ll even buy you something. 11. You should use said male to fix things because girls are incapable of anything mechanical or technical. 12. Lying to your parents is fine. Lying to your parents while you run away to save your suicidal boyfriend is an extremely good idea that shows your strength and maturity. Also, it is what you must do. 13. Car theft in the service of love is acceptable. 14. If the boy you are in love with causes you (even indirectly) to be so badly beaten you end up in the hospital, you should tell the doctors and your family that you “fell down the steps” because you are such a silly, clumsy girl. That false explanation always works well for abused women. 15. Men can be changed for the better if you sacrifice everything you are and devote yourself to their need for change. 16. Young women should make no effort to improve their social skills or emotional state. Instead, they should seek out potential mates that share their morose deficiencies and emotional illnesses. 17. Girls shouldn’t always read a book series just because everyone else has. 18. When writing a book series, it’s acceptable to lift seminal source material and bastardize it \with tired, overwrought teenage angst. 19. When making or watching a major feature film, you should gleefully embrace the 20 minutes of plot it provides in between extended segments of vacant-eyed silence and self-indulgent, moaning banter. 20.Vampires — once among the great villains of literature and motion pictures — are no longer scary. In fact, they’re every bit as whiny, self-absorbed and impotent as any human being.
With her cookie-cutter characters, cheap dialog, and little respect for the intellect of women, Stephanie Meyer writes what could only be characterized as terrible fan fiction. The Twilight series has made her one of the most successful American authors today, and the film series based on her books is just as popular. The main character of her series, Bella, is practically an idealized version of herself, and her male leads are all sparkling blank slates for desperate and naive women to push their sad fantasies upon. These books delude teenage girls into thinking this is what they should expect in life, pretty much guaranteeing they will be disappointed when they realize most guys aren’t pale and shiny, and don’t just mysteriously disappear unless they have serious psychological or personal issues. Meyer’s writing does a disservice to all women by pushing themes of dependency and lack of agency, and for this we’re sorry to have produced her.
Until a study published in 1905 by Carnegie scientist Nettie Stevens that identified the Y chromosome, gender was thought to be caused by environmental factors, such as passion of sex, nutrition and temperature. These theories had their roots in Aristotle, over 2000 years ago.
When I thought about what would Star wars updates be like, I imagined alot of jedi’s updating over and over again about the force. Like “I feel a disturbance in the force.” “Or the force is strong with you young padiwan.”