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I'm a mad genius.
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Not Afraid
Obey Me
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i hate when light-haired girls are just sitting there complaining like “omg my legs are SO hairy!”
when in reality they look like this:
and i’m just sitting there like:
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D:< RAWR! Bitches!
i bet my love life is a disaster because i never forwarded any of those chain emails back in 7th grade
XD
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Complimenting too soon.
- Friend : finally
- someone interesting
- now stay ther..while I brb...stayyyyyy
- just 5 minutuessssss
- Me : ......
- Shit, Now I feel like leaving.
- Friend: noooo>_<
- Me: A las, I stayed.
- Friend : i use this same skill to keep girls in my bed :p:p
- this is the first time anyone ever really stayed : (:(
- Me: o.O Woah. That's talent
- ROFL
- nevermind





